Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

by AnitaDan November 3, 2018

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

if it fell on my lap

A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.

Hey what do you think of them? Uh, I mean if it fell on my lap.

by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025

what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025