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Jonathan

A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.
Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.
by Thazerckod November 7, 2022
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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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Jonathan

The coolest nigga in da world, revived me in fortnite one time and we caught da dub💯💯
Jason: Jonathan, revive me!

Jonathan: gotchu bro

*gets the fortnite dub*
by smallboyballs June 25, 2023
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a word mean that he will be at least 7 foot and he will overpower his big brother
by hoodganster March 5, 2022
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Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.
Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!
by Nepsahe April 7, 2024
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Jonathan

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan
by PhrogKing June 2, 2021
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