Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.
"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."
by bigfattesticles January 06, 2025
Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!
by kmillertime August 07, 2014
by auxzq May 27, 2021
A yellow Jerry occurs when someone gets knocked out with one punch and pisses their pants. Can be used in conjunction with past events or past tense, ie: yellow jerried
"Did you see Paul get yellow jerried last night at Jane's party?"
"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."
"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."
by Stushkushnpuss April 05, 2020
In psychoanalysis, a jerry slip is an off branch of the Freudian slip, and refers to the miscalculation of a physical action that occurs due to the calling of nature.
"Did you hear about that one year 8 boy who took a dump off the high ropes at camp?"
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."
by not responsible for Jerry slip June 23, 2022
by Damien5729 August 21, 2022
when a guy pins you to the wall in a public bathroom and says he's gonna rape you (whether or not he is a man of his word does not change this being the Jostle of Jerry)
by Rotisserie February 16, 2024