The swaggiest person you've ever met. He is so cool that you will wish you were friends with him if you aren't, and it'll cure your depression if you are. He's really into the coolest fandoms (for example; everyone likes undertale which is super cool and homestuck is amazing) and will drag you down into the depths of them with him. He will defend you against bullies and will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone for you. He is the strongest person, even stronger than the guys who work out regularly.
"WOW IS THAT JEREMY"
"YEAH"
"WOW HES SO COOL I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND"
"IKR HE CURED ALL SEVEN OF MY MENTAL ILLNESSESS"
"IKR AND HES SO HOT AND SEXY"
"IKR!! LIKE ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!111!!!!1"
"YEAH"
"WOW HES SO COOL I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND"
"IKR HE CURED ALL SEVEN OF MY MENTAL ILLNESSESS"
"IKR AND HES SO HOT AND SEXY"
"IKR!! LIKE ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!111!!!!1"
by BitchMaster06 September 14, 2022
Get the Jeremy mug.You already know, Jeremy is one of the big dick players...he might not have a gyal but he get what he wants and when he wants. If your a girl his age, you might wanna hit him up on a low key one though...he likes them thiccc (with three c's)
by WhyYouHereFor January 13, 2020
Get the Jeremy mug.by JeremyIsFat February 22, 2023
Get the Jeremy mug.Horrible at eating but great when it comes to plastic surgery this boy or girl is a real suck up and is probably going to get a bad disease the only thing he eats is pickles.
Jeremy the pickle lover.
by Anna Siebeneicher November 27, 2019
Get the Jeremy mug.The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by Notabadname March 20, 2020
Get the Jeremy mug.by anonymous March 23, 2021
Get the Jeremy Teufel mug.Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.
"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
Get the Deuter Ron Jeremy mug.