A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!
by djkfre July 9, 2023
Get the Jacob Dalymug. A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
Get the Alex Jacobmug. The man is 𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 2000 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦. Laggy. Whenever a black guy walks past he immediately thinks 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦
by Kanye_west ✓ February 10, 2022
Get the Jacob adjeteymug. by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018
Get the Jacob Saltsmanmug. A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long
by ganggangbo May 7, 2018
Get the jacob wheelermug. Average height, glasses, and short hair. Although he may seem cold in the beginning he is deceiving you, he likes to sprout random knowledge. Jacob’s have the most elite sense of humor, and some questionable music taste. But all in all you can never end up hating them. Jacob’s are very dedicated in what they are doing, and often end up getting seriously addicted to games they get recommended. They are very kind and caring and very cautious.
by LordandsaviorGod March 9, 2022
Get the Jacob Hongmug. he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda
Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
by Daddy peppaa January 14, 2020
Get the jacob ischemug.