Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.
"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"
by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021
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Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.
Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
by MG Lambo June 13, 2014
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Jesus Lunge

During a Halo 2 or Halo 3 multiplayer game, one player melee lunges an unreasonably far distance to get a kill.
That guy Jesus Lunged me from halfway across the map!!!!!!!
by andoveroe December 16, 2007
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jesus slutty

dressing in a way that a somewhat sheltered catholic school kid would find extremely provocative, but a normal person would see as tame
the dress code for the dance was casual, so all the girls dressed jesus slutty
by dascholar September 12, 2019
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Jesus Emitter

Something that emits ultraviolet radiation detectable to the human eye.
It's so dark in here...turn on the Jesus Emitter!
by ASsdfaklbs6! November 30, 2010
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Jesus Only

The secret ESRB rating for a game that has been critically acclaimed to be so violent that it's been rated JO, for Jesus Only.
"Hey did you hear that Manhunt 2 got an AO rating?" "Actually, it's been rated JO for Jesus Only, because if you are someone other then Jesus and you play it, then you are most likely to swallow your own head."
by Foof811 July 15, 2010
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Jesus Spot

When you are driving around and you find that golden parking spot that is calling your name, as if Jesus were opening up the heavens to you in an 8'x16' space.
I was trying to find parking at the grocery store, and this jesus spot opened up right next to the entrance. I shouted to the heavens, "Sweet Jesus!" because I didn't have to go on an exodus across the parking lot to get my Depends for Men - my anus was ready to ignite!
by Two Awesome Persons February 07, 2011
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