an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.
girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.
by blue_orchid August 07, 2006
Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.
Jess Greaves likes rusty spoons.
by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023
by poon tube and the other hand. August 27, 2019
Jesse is right, Sam is not
by Ehhdhshehsysgw February 26, 2019
Jess Jeffery is a talented athlete who is good at all sports, as well as being an amazingly likeable person. This may be due to her commendable modesty in light of her many achievements or maybe down to her un-assumed beauty - she is a real stunner! As she is so GORGE-OUS she will undoubtably grow up to be very successful and admired by all that are lucky enough to meet her.
by uknowwhoiamxoxo October 07, 2014
A freak of nature whom abuses what he has and ends up with nothing after his what are of thinking on being cool
You Be such a Taswell Jesse
by ChizzMaster August 08, 2015
The alias used by Jesse Pinkman when he was applying to rent a house in Breaking Bad Season 2 episode 5: Breakage.
by ThotDaddy69420 June 05, 2022