Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021

Aqua Jerry

When two homeless people with no more than collectively eight teeth are having sex in a fountain.

“ honey look! There’s an Aqua Jerry in the 9/11 memorial fountain!”

by Faffie April 17, 2025

Jerry

God

Victim 1:Looks it's Jerry!

Victim 2: You mean God?!

by Master_Haxer101 February 28, 2022

Jerry

A yakauza loving nazi

The jerry committed murder during ww3

by Miamba RIaz November 24, 2021

Jerry

A Hun invading the country of France.

That bloke right there is a Jerry, get him!

*gunshots*

by Ahop_ April 19, 2024

Jerry

Another word for joint

I'm about to roll a Jerry.

by Raymondnumber77 May 17, 2018

jerry

a person who is smart,funny,and insane. theyre really wierd people but once you get know them theyre really cool. its good to have a friend like this when your down. they also have an incredibly large cock

jerry is really funny

by jay sherman sanchez June 6, 2018