Jerry

A big ape old man who likes to yell at kids at Pinon Mesa Middle School in Phelan, California. Most kids are afraid of him.

That big ape Jerry just yelled at some kids for running.

by SHAMROCKSHAKE July 14, 2022

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Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.

"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."

by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

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Jerry

A term that describes a clueless white man. Often results in mediocrity, clumsiness, and/or an inability to read the room.

(1) Oh no here comes Jerry skiing down the mountain.

(2) Lol did he really just put that in front of people? Wow, what a Jerry.

(3) Can you stop being a Jerry and get over here please?

by cuddleylochnessmonster February 12, 2023

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Jerry

A cat that is gray and loves humans and will sit on their lap.

Person 1: Hey did you know i met a jerry?
Person 2: Youre so lucky! Ive never met one in my life! are they really that friendly?
Person 1: Yeah, unless you scare/attack them.
Person 2: why would anyone attack a cat anyway?

by Not_Jerry February 16, 2022

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