Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.

"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass

Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?

by Spatwu May 27, 2024

Storm star appreciation day

The 28th of July of every year since 2004

A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star

Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!

by Storm star69 May 25, 2018

Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.

You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.

by romeck December 1, 2019

I am the storm

A really horrible Nazi slogan

Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?

by Laurgelon October 3, 2020