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Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
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dry socket hot pocket

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
by Terry Y January 13, 2024
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Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
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Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards
"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"
by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024
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Hot Pocket

The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket
by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015
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Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.
Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"
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