computer hacking

computer hacking around campus and then u start being a hacker and then you never leave your dorm room ever, good bye and then you hang your self because your too depressed
computer hacking around campus kills you inside... always remember kids go around slapping girls buts and grab them its funny!
by your local grocery store November 14, 2023
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Hack-Haunt

When smart technology operates itself in a way you did not program it to.
My hue lights were hack-haunted by google when I was talking to the daughter of one of their employees.
by Professor LoveHandles February 11, 2020
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 09, 2012
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Partisan hack

The partisan hack Samuel Alito uses "textualism" to obtain the results he wants, regardless of reason or law.
by AmericansforTruth May 24, 2025
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skillful Asian hacking

Playing when you aren't supposed to but still playing a lit beat.
Tim is gone so no more skillful Asian hacking anymore.
by Drumline god May 27, 2017
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Chowers Hack

Someone that has a hack or cough to get hair from the back of their throat.
After a long night with his girlfriend Greg seems to have the chowers hack.
by Stump Oly November 25, 2020
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GLOBAL PUSSY HACK

ME FIVE DOLLAR MAXIMUM CURRENCY

LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.

JARED IS WAITING FOR.

A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
It's a TENDERLOIN to be honest with you as the GLOBAL PUSSY HACK begins at ME | and ends at ME.

Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.

That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 23, 2021
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