moon gooning

Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night

“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”

by KgasK November 14, 2023

Moon Gooning

A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.

Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.

Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."

by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023

Goon

People who dont care and people who dont listen to the nay sayers. Their different and unique in their own ways and will be something in the world

I love Mya shes such a goon. I can def see her being a successful person

by I got that long shlong 3000 May 17, 2020

Dacian Flicker Gooning

One of these celebrations, known as the "Dance of the Flickers," was a deeply spiritual and wildly energetic event. The Dacians believed that the flickering movements of their dicks could harness the energy of the earth and connect them with the mystical forces that governed their world. The dance was filled with exaggerated arm and the third leg movements, wild facial expressions, and frenetic energy, much like what we would now recognize as modern "gooning." It was meant to unlock the wild power within each person and release the energy of the earth. As time passed and the Dacian kingdom fell to the Romans, these practices slowly faded into history, lost in the shadows of the past. But the energy and spirit of the "Flicker Gooning" never truly disappeared—it lingered in the folklore and stories passed down through the generations, remembered only by those who truly listened.

I will summon the gods with the Dacian Flicker Gooning

by SaviAllDogs2 December 8, 2024

I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.

That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"

by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025

Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.

My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon

I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.

by Chief gape November 19, 2023