net gangsta

A mama's boy, wannabe bully or some dork acting all thuggish & hardcore in internet chatrooms.

Check out this net gangsta. I bet his mama would whoop his ass if she finds him acting tough on the computer!

net gangsta by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

Paper Gangsta 

Someone who's got the flavor, but don't have no follow through.

Stefani: He sure acts like he can take care of me, with his homies backin him up. But when it came down to it, he ran like a bitch.

Nicole: What a wannabe.

Stefani: I hate them paper gangstas.

Paper Gangsta by speakslow March 19, 2010

Call Centre Gangsta 

call centre gang·sta

(noun)

Pronunciation: 'kol 'sent-er 'ga(ng)-stah

1. Customer Service Representative who holds it down on the regular and is never, ever caught ridin' dirty.

2. Die Hard Hip-Hop Fan who works in the call centre industry, and takes an unscheduled forty-five minute break to purchase Jay-Z concert tickets.

"The way he handled that last prick customer, that was straight Call Centre Gangsta,"

Call Centre Gangsta by SteveDamnWoods, CCG Extraordinaire October 16, 2006

Pseudo Gangsta 

Someone who wants to be a Gangsta, but can´t be one cuz he´s a loser.

Yeah look at my 10 silva chainz and my ganxta blings. Yeah do u see my ringz? GOLD rings! 24k GOLD ringz! Yeah! My favourite song? U r asking for my favourite song? IN DA CLUB! what? who´s the rapper that rapped it? DAMN! 4 o´clock! MAN! I GOT A FIGHT AT 10 past 4!!! where? no time to explain! Lets meet at the Club at midnight.
Explanation: This guy is a pseudo gangsta.
He doesn´t know who rapped his favourite song.
So this isn´t his favourite song.
He imitates it. He listens to pop music.
He buys lots of cheap pseudo-blings.
He pretends he has to go to a fight.
He lies. He has to go home cuz his mum
doesn´t allow him staying out so long.
He won´t meet u at a club at midnight, next
time when u see him he´ll say he was at the
hospital or he was sick.

Pseudo Gangsta by rrrRRrrrrRRRrrrRRrrRr April 24, 2006

Preppy gangsta 

A combination of the two dumbest types of people. Listens to pop-rap and thinks that Lil Wayne is the most "gangsta" person to ever walk the earth. Talks like he's from the ghetto even though he's a rich kid.

The biggest insult to a preppy gangsta is to question whether he's really a gangsta or not. Pretends to be in the bloods or crips even though if he walked into any neighborhood that is tough at all he would get the shit beat out of him. Preppy gangsta's talk shit about everyone and brag about being gangsta's. They always get there ass kicked when they get in fights but make up excuses for why they always get beat up. Calls eveyone "gay" and picks on nerdy kids to make himself feel like a badass.
His parents are very ashamed of him.

David: Dude Josh got his ass kicked again today for talking shit about somebody but said he only lost the fight because his shoe was untied
Brandon: He's such a preppy gangsta.

Preppy gangsta by Arto494 January 13, 2010

Granny Gangsta 

An old aged woman who wears chains, her hats backwards, can rap, is able to walk/bounce, enjoys goings to clubs, and is a true thug in several gangs.

Xavier Rex: Shit man, look at that granny gangsta rap! She's got some beats. BEAST.
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!

Granny Gangsta by Grandpa Gangsta July 8, 2009

anal gangsta 

A wannabe gangster who claims to be in a gang and does secret gangsta shiznot to mask his latent homosexuality.

Hey look the anal gangsta is making definitions after getting his ass owned so many fucking times.

anal gangsta by lewd acts with a miner August 30, 2010