Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025
Get the Goon Familymug. 
A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial, Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).
The Goons are down at the Public library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the books that cover the terrible things the Nazi's did.
by George Washington's Ghost October 1, 2021
Get the Goonmug. by phil6964 April 28, 2025
Get the goonmug. A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.
by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025
Get the Femboy Goon Cagemug. People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
Get the Twitter goonmug.