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Speedbag fisting

To repeatedly fist in a matter of seconds.
by Klkll August 8, 2014
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Gay Fishing

A game in which you sit on your seat (best done with one with wheels) and using a belt, rope or any object with considerable length and throwing it to the next person of the same sex and reeling them in. Object of the game is to reel them in as quickly as possible without the teacher/boss realising they are on the other side of the classroom/office.
Janie "Oy Alan you want a game of Gay Fishing?"
Alan "Sure!"
by scotiafarmer December 20, 2010
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turd fishing

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
by Scrodom January 23, 2011
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Fishting

When someone incorporates fish sticks into any sexual act.
He wanted his boat rocked, so he opted for fishting.

She bought a box of fish sticks and took them in her room, she’s totally gonna get fishted later.
by Cap’n Stick’n January 19, 2020
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fishies

A slang term for a man's sperm, cum, or jiz.
Man, I want to drink this Mountain Dew, but the yellow 5 in it kills my fishies!
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fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!
Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.
by j hawk August 31, 2010
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Fishing

A false excuse for hiding in your bathroom to pleasure your genitalia. Many people say "I'm going fishing" when trying to hide the fact that they are really going to delve into their lotion stash and being a master debater for hours on end. When you ask how fishing was, his eyes will get wide and reply "don't worry about it".
Yo, that dude went "fishing".

LOL we all know what that means.
by bobbert12345 March 18, 2011
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