A filthy Johannes

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you

"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"

by Jennefar February 28, 2022

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

filthy oreo

the act of anal sex followed by the female giving the male oral sex, resulting in a excremental residue left around the females lips, followed by the male ejaculating in the females mouth creating an oreo like picture where there is shit around the females lips and cum in the center of her mouth.

'I popped her in dat ass, then she gave me the throat, ended up givin her a filthy oreo finish!'

by alec.wilde9 June 21, 2016

Filthy

Hockey slang for nasty, dirty, nice wit it. Can also be said as just “filth.”

“Ayo, that guy is really good!”
“Yeah, he’s filthy!”

by Spank32 January 11, 2021

Filthy Thot

The hoe that cheated on your homie and probably gave half the people you know herpes

Tyrone: Oh her? Don’t waste you time man. She’s a filthy thot

by Therealwordsarereal June 11, 2018

filthy slice of rye bread

a term coined by yours truly, refering to a traitor or similar (in reference to a disease you used to be able to get from eating rye bread called ergotism)

(in a game of among us)
Blue: WHY! FINE BROWN IS THE OTHER IMPOSTOR
Brown: You filthy slice of rye bread

by maskmask97 October 23, 2020

Filthy Bobby

While the male is receiving the sloppiest top he’s ever had after a trip to the anus, he proceeds to then start making out her. Then, kicks the door open so all his bitch ass kids can watch.

My dad said he was going to do something called the filthy bobby to mom after dinner. But I’m not sure how he’s gonna get dirty it hasn’t rained in weeks!

by Hugby69 June 22, 2023