vapor dump

Is when you fart so hard, that it feels like you took an amazing poop.

I went to go drop a brick, but luckily it was only vapor dump.

by zingerthegrumpygoddess March 15, 2014

Spanish Dump

The shit you take (or have to take) immediately after eating Mexican food.

"Those burritos are gonna go right through me."
"You need to take a Spanish Dump, quick!"

by W4LDEN April 23, 2015

leg dump

A jumbo leg sized turd.

Dude I gotta take a leg dump STAT, I'm sitting on a tree stump.

by Marty Mcfly10 June 4, 2016

Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.

I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Porous dump

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.

That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017

vadge dump

The Vadge dump is actual considered an art form in several countries. It requires one to excrement inside the vagina, any willing male or female, may participate in this act.
It does require some practice, the most commonly used technique is for the female to lie on the floor, with her hands holding her hips, in order to lift her legs akimbo in the air... the other participant should stand facing the opposite direction and whilst squatting try land that chocolate log aka dump inside the vadge aka vagina

Mitch "Hey Dom, I pulled that slut Julie in the pub last night"
Dom: "Wow I hear shes really dirty?"
Mitch "Tell me about it,she even let me vadge dump her! "

by Keithima February 13, 2017

Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone May 17, 2018