Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?

Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?

by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024

christopher catchings

A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!

Man, that Christopher Catchings is the one!

by The Sneak Thief March 7, 2018

Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.

If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.

by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021

christopher

christopher is so swag very kind hearted handsome man usually with curly hair

christopher is so swag

by swaggot03 December 31, 2020

christopher camiré

A lonely boy who has no friend and don't even know what he is doing or why the hell does he even live.no one likes him and he is known to have an elven looking like face and some disgusting ears.

The christopher camiré is walking straight to death.

The camiré smells like an empty butthole

The christopher pue

by Realisticman128 March 22, 2017

Christopher

A Rapper/Trapper/Bad Bitch Snatcher

Christopher knows what he’s doing on that grill. Have you ever had any of Christopher’s Jerk Chicken?

by Hotwings06 November 24, 2021