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Chicago Concrete Jungle

The act of a man ejaculating in a girl's pubic hair, waiting two weeks without her cleaning her pubes, and then picking out the little hardened peices of semen, and letting her swallow them like pills.
Stacey: Hey Suzy, are you hungry?

Suzy: No, I'm full from the Chicago Concrete Jungle Billy gave me a few minutes ago.
by Blagabla February 20, 2007
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Chicago Cave Dragon

When one special Buddie takes and oxy acetylene torch and rams it into the other special Buddie's ass. The fire then travels through the body and out the mouth resembling a dragon breathing fire.
Dude last night my special Buddie gave me a Chicago cave dragon and i almost burnt down my house!
by AWOLF007 March 27, 2011
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Chicago Deep Dish

Have your partner poop on pizza dough in a deep dish pan. Cover it with pizza sauce and cheese. Bake it at 375 for 18-20 minutes. While your partner is eating the pizza, ejaculate on his/her face, then punch them in the stomach.
Hey, have you had our famous Chicago Deep Dish pizza?
by Brenda23 June 16, 2007
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Chicago Deep dish

A Chicago Deep dish is when an uncircumcised man pulls his dick skin up and over head of his penis creating a small well and then another man ejaculates into that well.
It took some goading but my buddy Carl finally gave me the Chicago deep dish I have been begging for.
by mighkey November 4, 2022
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Chicago Style Surprise

This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.
I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.

Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.
by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017
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Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.
Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011
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Chicago deep-dish

The physical act of plowing an ugly and/or nasty chick. See also: Chicago.
Guy 1: "So, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I had some Chicago deep-dish."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah? Where'd you get that?"
Guy 2: "Yo momma!"
Guy 1: "You nasty playa!"
by J&R October 23, 2005
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