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Brandon

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him
Brandon is so hot
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.
"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"
by Bigboialex September 21, 2018
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Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb
Fuck you Brandon!
by Miacat123 May 20, 2019
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Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts
Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019
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Brandon

The hottest most Cutest human being ever! He likes to keep things low profile but still extremely kinky. He is the hottest man you have ever met before and loves sports
“Man: let’s play some football
“Brandon: I call quarterback!”
by the cellist April 22, 2019
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Brandon

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head
Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot
by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018
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Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded
Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?
by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017
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