bloody wanker

somebody that masterbates every day

shut up you bloody wanker...and go download some porn

by the fart mstr April 15, 2008

Bloody bugger

When a woman jacks off a guy and he shoots it directly into her nose.

Last night a guy gave me a Bloody booger and I still havent got any of his spluge out.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

bloody dutchman

The sexual act involving blocking the female orifices, pressuring her body with a vessel such as a air compressor, and then plugging the first point of rupture by insertion of the erect male penis.

Sean performed a bloody dutchman on his girlfriend Megan for their 1st anniversary and is looking forward to his next 1st anniversary.

by sick_bastard12345 March 26, 2009

Bloody Burger

That special time of the month when a female is on her period

I called my girlfriend for some action. She said "nah nah naw" I asked why? She said she had a "bloody burger"

by Ray672 September 11, 2008

Bloody Eagle

A dirty se position that involves the woman bleeding on the man and sucking his penis

Wow! That girl gives a good Bloody Eagle!

by Sam Fischer October 31, 2007

bloody cooch

A vagina that is bloody. This most often occurs during estrus.

"I was totally gonna nail the waitress but it's that time of the month and she had a huge, bloody cooch.

by Dave Daveofferson April 26, 2006

Bloody Mary

When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!

Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!

by samm...y May 17, 2006