Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

Bless Me

Toronto slang for giving/receiving goods or currency, usually in a philanthropic sense.

Yo, fam! You gon' bless me a likkle punny peice of popcorn? I didn't eat all day, I'm marved!

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake

shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase

by bk.adenn February 19, 2022

Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.

I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.

by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025

Bless

Bless his phone he is ugly and yea

You should bless his phone because he is ugly

by RubberDogRaw March 17, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thank God For every Moment THat It Blessed<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025