"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
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The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
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before times

1. We used to travel frequently in the before times, but now we prefer staycations.

2. Before social media, people connected differently.
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the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020
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Cock before Frock

Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.

Cock: A male genitalia

Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.
Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"
by officialzemos September 17, 2015
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a dream you've had before

A game on roblox, containing a yellow room, carpeted stairs, notes, and special floors. Some special floors are: Floor 16, the sideways room. Some rooms have no lights, room 52 has a key to the basement. Sometimes the rooms are underwater, and sometimes it's winter in the rooms. Some rooms starting from floor 91 are like floor 16 but way harder. You have to complete those to get to floor 108. There is a box on floor 108, and if you type floor 7 or floor 9 on it, you get teleported 7k floors up. The basement is like the main rooms, but the further you go, the more dark it gets. Far into the basement floors you will hear screaming. If you do not type in the box in floor 108, you are forced to stop at floor 700. Floor 10000 is very lonely... If you hear someone say "Shh, be quiet" do NOT move. If you do, a shadow figure will be at the top of the stairs to the next floor, and if you go near it you will die, and when you die, you will have to start all over again, since your floors don't save. You may hear Russians in the chat sometimes. Some people mistake this game for being the backrooms. How do I know? Experience.
Yo, wanna play a dream you've had before ?
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Oh boy, get your coffee, because this is gonna take a while.
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shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.
Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.
by tyler's slut February 10, 2023
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