I am legend

Fuck you micheal I refuse to watch I am legend

Micheal being an I am legend right now

by Long Mcshlong December 2, 2016

I am a Twig

Caleb's state of existence

Caleb- I am a twig

by KyDosTikTok May 12, 2019

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

Am I an Idiot?

This is the most common question asked if your friend says you're an idiot, so what is the real answer?

Most likely, yes. Friends know you better, and are 99% of the time correct!
So stop crying, and find a better friend.

"Dude, you are a fucking idiot."
"Ow, ok..."
Ok, so now you are probably asking yourself that wuestion: Am I an Idiot? Here are the results.
*searches Am I an Idiot on the urban dictionary*
"Well ok, they said I need a new friend. Bye!

by Toffita2019 May 16, 2020

Back Am I

Usually used by someone with negative IQ and it should mean that that person is back to talk after doing some shit.

someone: stop with that and tell me the truth!
someone else: calm down, I'm just studying portuguese!

After 6 hours:
That second person: Back Am I

by opah :( May 18, 2020

i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

by H4rry11k September 14, 2017

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017