Alyssa is the ugliest sluttiest bitch you will ever meet. Don’t trust her no one likes Alyssa she is a fat whore
Person 1: ew it’s Alyssa
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
by Chase matu April 28, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!
by Angryabby April 21, 2019
Get the alyssa thomasmug. alyssa is hot and and has huge titties. Everyone is secretly in love with this sexy beast, she is the most stunning person you will see
by Ur mum is hot May 29, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. the ugliest bitch ive ever fucking seen, ghetto hoe with red crusty fucked up hair, piercings aint for everyone ho.
that bitch alyssa is ugly as shit
by skinnyqurens548 April 20, 2024
Get the alyssamug. Alyssa and aysha are THAT couple. Though they’re special in their own ways, their names are really pronounced aleeeesa and ayeeesha. Nothing can break their love for each other as they are forever intertwined with each other. They are compatible in many ways, in trust, love, in dignity. All that. They survive on cheese and that’s what bonds them so close together, being mole rats together. If you see this couple, know they’re never leaving each other. They are like ooblique. Hard when touching esch othe yet soft when talking.
Guy: yo is that Alyssa and aysha?
Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…
Guy: should we kiss?
Other dude: …
Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…
Guy: should we kiss?
Other dude: …
by Pickle nuggets🥒 February 12, 2024
Get the Alyssa and Ayshamug. john: Hey whats alyssa like?
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
by ilikeyourmumgarglingonmyc0ck February 20, 2022
Get the alyssamug. Type of a girl who can always pick her head up no matter what. She is so beautiful and can handle anything that comes her way. She is bright, intelligent, funny, nice, and carrying. Alyssa is very athletic but also gets an attitude with most people. She doesn't like people telling her what to do or how she should do whatever it is that she is doing.
by byeeeeeeeeeee January 30, 2017
Get the alyssa simsmug.