That guy that probably has a folder of furry porn on his computer, thats a Jared. The scent of him is like a slut hanging around just a bit too long at a truck shop, or a greasy corndog left too long in the sun at a renaissance festival.
A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
by Sentientbagel May 7, 2020
Get the Jaredmug. Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug. 
Jared is a cheater and a liar
by Jhurtme November 22, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed
by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011
Get the jared perkinsmug. Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
by namalada March 7, 2022
Get the Jaredmug.