A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 22, 2019
A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 14, 2020
a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.
by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018
by ur gæ mom September 02, 2019
you are an brandon
by chcekn eater February 13, 2018
A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 26, 2021
Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon
by lavagirl68 October 27, 2018