Bloody Crowbar

The sexual act of raming a crow bar in a womans vagina and prying in the attempt of breaking her pelvis.

"Hey my mom is in the hospital"

"Ya I gave Your mom the Bloody Crowbar last night"

by Brad Fisher January 20, 2008

bloody wanker

somebody that masterbates every day

shut up you bloody wanker...and go download some porn

by the fart mstr April 15, 2008

Bloody bugger

When a woman jacks off a guy and he shoots it directly into her nose.

Last night a guy gave me a Bloody booger and I still havent got any of his spluge out.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

bloody dutchman

The sexual act involving blocking the female orifices, pressuring her body with a vessel such as a air compressor, and then plugging the first point of rupture by insertion of the erect male penis.

Sean performed a bloody dutchman on his girlfriend Megan for their 1st anniversary and is looking forward to his next 1st anniversary.

by sick_bastard12345 March 26, 2009

Bloody Burger

That special time of the month when a female is on her period

I called my girlfriend for some action. She said "nah nah naw" I asked why? She said she had a "bloody burger"

by Ray672 September 11, 2008

Bloody Eagle

A dirty se position that involves the woman bleeding on the man and sucking his penis

Wow! That girl gives a good Bloody Eagle!

by Sam Fischer October 31, 2007

bloody cooch

A vagina that is bloody. This most often occurs during estrus.

"I was totally gonna nail the waitress but it's that time of the month and she had a huge, bloody cooch.

by Dave Daveofferson April 26, 2006