Friends

Something that doesn't exist.
They are just mass Hallucinations.

for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!

by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020

Ashborn friend

an online friend

He found a new ashborn friend, He's playing with his ashborn friends

by wglw October 6, 2025

partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021

friends

something i Dont have like at all

i have no friends

by ooo12ff June 12, 2019

Friends

The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom

"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"

by heyyohereshego November 21, 2021

Are we best friends

A question with the simple mean of determining a relation. (A very awkward question leaving the other person with no way to respond other than using urban dictionary to ease the tention slowly building between the two parties.)

Ex:

Person A: Are we best friends?

Person B: *leaves on read*

by Nawmaans August 8, 2018

breast friend

A man's female friend who allows him to pleasure her through the stimulation of her breasts and nipples. The end results lead to nipple orgasms.

Finding himself in a giving mood, Alex calls his breast friend Jeanna to come over and play.

by Titan Omega September 27, 2021