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Short man face

An attractive man who by viewing a picture of his upper half, one can assume he is of short stature.
I think he may be like 5 ft Leesha he has a short man face, I don't think you should wear heels tonight
by Urbanqueen26 February 23, 2019
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your face is cancer

An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.
Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!

Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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dick face malone

A guy by the name tj
Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone
by 2 percent May 20, 2018
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Face full swirly

A swirly were the victim is made to face the ceiling as the bully sits on their mouth and shits in their mouth
Maddison was in for a heap of trouble because she was gonna get a face full swirly

Maddie had spent all day washing her mouth out but couldn’t get the taste of chance’s shit off her tongue she had just been given a face full swirly chance took her into the men’s restroom and dropped a load in her mouth till her mouth was overflowing with brown shit and she was forced to eat it then chance got on the ground and stripped Maddison and fucked her hard then cum inside of her she hated it but he loved it he did this every week Maddison was his hot little bitch
by Empty void November 22, 2019
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Resting Crank Face

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
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resting snitch face

Similar to resting bitch face and resting dick face. Resting snitch face is an indicator that a person has a secret and is trying to hold it back. Signs of resting snitch face include small, half smiles similar to Mona Lisa's. Suffers of resting snitch face may also have bouts of immature giggling as they try to hold back from sharing whatever secret they are holding in.
She tried to keep the secret that she ate her daughter's candy, but the mom's resting snitch face gave her away.
by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019
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