why do you care?

like really why?

dude I'm going to say this for the final time. why do you care? like really its just a word that's none of your business.

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

doing a caitlin

is a women who loves to cuddle their boyfriend while watching a movie, then violently beats his balls and attempts to poke the man’s ass and then continues to cuddle the man ready to strike again.

she started “doing a caitlin” to me

by higgysmalls September 27, 2023

Doo da doo da do

When you a bored just say doo da doo da do

*awkward silence*
"Doo da doo da do"

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019

the do(or)

A fascinating creature, commonly found in sewers. “The Do(or)” is a extremely fat, ugly, pimply ogre who’s sole purpose is to eat as much fatty foods possible.

“Damn nigga, The Do(or) is one fatass nigga that cant pronounce his “R’s”

by Mr.Niggerly February 22, 2023

As do

Shortened version of “As you do” or alternative version of “Do what you gotta do”

Could also be used in place of “It is what it is”

Dude #1 - “How the hell do people actually transport grand pianos”

Guy #2 - “I think only in trucks. If you look really closely though, the piano itself has tiny wheels. So conceivably, you could push it to your house.”

Guy #1 - “I saw that. As do.”

Guy #2 - “As do.”

by Spughetty September 18, 2021

do the durp

To Do the Durp is when you all of a sudden brake out having retarded like dance moves which is drived from twitching. You may need to be cautious when you see someone about to brake out about to do the durp durp durp, you may want to back up a few steps from excessive body flailing. You may need to keep a neck brace on hand.

Courtney was driving in Colfax on the way home and all of a sudden started to Do the Durp durp durp and tragically crashed.

by colfax redneck November 30, 2011

If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...

JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023