penis school

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!
by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023
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Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
by A lil bit of chicken fried November 08, 2019
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Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.
by Chicle man June 03, 2020
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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend February 08, 2016
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Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.
John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.
by Bitches420 February 16, 2021
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copper penis

when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s
I love it when he hangs me upside down and gives me the ol copper penis
by daphnehitch May 04, 2024
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conrad’s penis

Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white
Omgggg he has a Conrad’s penis! YUMMY!
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