kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Toxic gorilla tag kid

A kid who wasted their money on a headset just to play a gorilla game and hates it when he loses and becomes toxic because he’s new

Your such a toxic gorilla tag kid

by anonymous May 21, 2022

Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010

Stray Kids

Only the world's best most talented and best-looking k pop band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RP: Hey have you heard of stray kids?
ORP: Ofc, I'm a Stay. I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Stay_21_- March 23, 2025

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020

Clout Kid

1. Someone who tries to be good at something and isnt so at the same time they seek favoritism and acceptance with a community of people.
2. A lame ass dude that doesn’t have “real” friends.

Jake: Kyle’s car isn’t even that cool.

Gary: I know! He’s a clout kid.

by Joker12123 September 17, 2021