red hot stinger

(Noun)The reverse of a the shocker. Leaves the prolapse red and inflammatory, resembling the stinging organ of the North American Red Wasp.

Josh: Did you hear about the new product at the Vegas brothel called The Red Hot Stinger? I have heard it's the best $50 you can spend!

by OldGregFool July 27, 2023

Red mist

Red mist is an lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants that has Squidward in it. The story of it is that Squidward is playing his claranet in his house but Spongebob is being a little baby so Squidward says "spongebob sHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" Spongebob then crys like a little turd. There is a knock on the and Squidward goes and answers it. This random scottish fish says "the red mist is coming. Later on that day Squidward is on the big stage and starts playing an ungodly song if you could even call it that. Everyone is totally pissed off because they paid good money to see him but it sounds like mr.krabs taking a giant crap. "THIS IS UTTER RUBBISH" the crowd shouts including Spongebob and Patrick. All they're eyes turn red and Squidward is really sad becuase everybody hates him now. He sits on his bed and cries like a baby and in the backround a wind sound can be heard. Then a image of Squidward with red eyes comes on the screen and he shoots himself.

Some guy: bro have you watched red mist on youtube?
His bro: nah whats that?
Some guy: its that goofy thing where Squidward goes insane.
His bro: oh yeah that was stupid.

by That red line on Youtube July 29, 2023

realized red

Realized red

Realized red

by desiiiixdd123 July 31, 2023

the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

_____________________________________________________

If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself

JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL

by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023

Red skull

When someone hits head on window bleeds makes red

John was mad at Mary because she gave her self red skull by hitting her forhead and made it bleed

by Wiggly lighting cable August 5, 2023

Red Eagle

A method of torture/execution by cutting down the center of the torso vertically, and then stretching out the two flaps of flesh on the front out to represent wings, exposing the intestines.

1: Dude, I just Red Eagle'd some homeless guy
2: You've got to stop doing that, that's Murder

by Vonjorgen August 12, 2023

Red X

When two women, on their period, begin to scissor, and blood flies everywhere because it is like something was actually cut.

Me and my trans dad Red X’d last night. And then we made out and watched family guy.

by King James 1:13 August 13, 2023