The state of a relationship between a girl and the guy who is perfect for her in every single way and who would most definitely make her the happiest woman on Earth but only gets to be friends with her because she only goes for guys with abs or rich dads. Yeah... Girls can be air-headed bitches.
Guy 1: Did you actually write down everything she ever said looks nice or wanted since the day you met her and got her everything you can afford from that list on her birthday.
Guy 2: Yes totally broke lol but it was worth it you should've seen how she smiled when she saw what i did.
Guy 1: you totally got out of the friend zone didn't you
Guy 2: she told me how exciting it was to have sex with her boyfriend in her room with all the things i got her and how they made her feel safe.
Guy 1: The Guy never called her again tho
Guy 2: So she's single ? great go for it man
Guy 1: I think she likes the guys' rich gym friend now
Guy 2: dude kill yourself seriously that's the only way your getting out of the friend zone .
Guy 2: Yes totally broke lol but it was worth it you should've seen how she smiled when she saw what i did.
Guy 1: you totally got out of the friend zone didn't you
Guy 2: she told me how exciting it was to have sex with her boyfriend in her room with all the things i got her and how they made her feel safe.
Guy 1: The Guy never called her again tho
Guy 2: So she's single ? great go for it man
Guy 1: I think she likes the guys' rich gym friend now
Guy 2: dude kill yourself seriously that's the only way your getting out of the friend zone .
by urbanson July 26, 2017
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