Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Friend of Diddy

An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.

Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?

Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy

by Bscabl December 23, 2024

friend with history

An ex that you dont want to call ex anymore

"I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"

by Daeara September 25, 2022

urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

by jeauseph July 21, 2024

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

binge friending

When you travel so much for work, you have to cram a month's worth of gossip, drinking, grooming, and shopping in 12 hours.

I wad binge friending Randi because I've been on back to back to back trips for the last 3 weeks.

by Billmesj May 9, 2018

friends

I still don't know what they are too. I heard they're fun but I never met one.

What are friends?

by Johnny Lemon September 21, 2020