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The SMIC Private School

school that gives you mental illness. everyone fighting for their fucking lives trying to compete for the limited ivy league college spots. if you don’t have a weighted 5.0 gpa 120 toefl 1600 sat and all 5s on your 10 AP courses — you are fucking stupid. also sexist as hell. disgusting male sophomores are allowed to rampage the gym half naked while if girls wear shorts they get dress coded (it’s okay if the uniform skirt is shorter than most shorts though, cause it’s instructed by the School.) most students are bigots that advocates for the death of marginalized demographics all day long. some teachers are too. people spewing derogatory slurs all day long. so fun.

also not to mention that the school is located in the middle of nowhere. nothing has changed since the previous entries really. you aren’t allowed to even walk a hundred meters outside to the family mart to buy food at lunch. maybe their concern is justified, because i am sprinting out of this school at any chance i get. fucking horrible. i bet it’ll be gone in ten years.
wow, look at these text messages calling girls “sluts that belong on the streets” and containing homophobic slurs — must be a group chat from the SMIC private school!
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aztec high school

stuck up with know it all teachers that got shot up in 2017 cause they dont know how to defend themselves
boy: what school do you go to

girl: aztec high school
boy: isnt that the school that got shot up in 2017

girl: yup
by girlthatusedtogothere October 5, 2020
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ustach middle school

A sucky a$$ school full of wanna be thugs & wanna be mean girl leaders & snake a$$ school officials who don’t care about anything and don’t take care of nothing
Ustach middle school needs a sign that says “watch for snakes & wanna be bad girls club applicants
by Lilbiscuit January 15, 2018
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Manatee High School

Home to average football, sexist dress-code, stoners, and alcoholics! The hell on Earth we all tolerate somehow.
Kevin: Hey, what is Manatee High School like?

Gwyneth: It’s hell on Earth, Kev.
by PC :) August 27, 2021
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Caterham high school

This school is famously shit it was known as complete and utter majesty but is now rarely heard about The girls there bang out Victoria secret scents and act prestige although desperate at 5/10 average and the mandem all act bad even when they are privileged nerds who play minecraft whilst listening to drill music
That girl is from caterham high school don’t link her
by Arkz1Shark April 18, 2020
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Polish School Bus

1. A wrestling move ban from the NWA at its inception. The move was too dangerous because it involves jumping on your opponent’s head with both feet while their face down on the mat.

2. (Modern) When you’re in a seated position and someone twerks on your neck and shoulders from behind.
The polish school bus disfigured many wrestlers.

I hope my girl girls me the ole’ polish school bus tonight.
by PolishSchoolBus96 December 18, 2021
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Cocalico High School

Cocalico is home to the biggest community of jocks, vape lords, and Denver thugs. They like to spend their time smoking, partying, or cheating during a test. Most people end up staying in Cocalico and doing nothing with their life. It is located in Lancaster, PA.
Hello do you go to Cocalico High School? Have any beer?
by nobodylonerweirdonerd March 20, 2021
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