Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021

fuck the rangers

The sentence which is used during a skirmish of a Rangers FC fan by a Celtic FC fan. "fuck the rangers" is a like to be used term because it produces tears and the inside voices of a Rangers fans.

*Celtic crowd chanting* - "FUCK THE RANGERS"
*Rangers crowd crying* - "Lizzy don't listen te them 😢"

by kingdannic July 18, 2022

Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.

You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..

by Q-XIII February 24, 2022

Fuck Buddy

a friend who you normally dont or never will have a relationship with, you just use them for your own sexual pleasures, with there consent

"Yeah, im gonna go over to my fuck buddys house tonight and get some!"

by Lace Air August 2, 2006

fuck-fest

Fuck Festival:gigantic orgy

I really enjoyed the lesbian fuck-fest

by Xyrus November 6, 2003

fuck rag

n. An incosiderate asshole

"Shut up, fuck rag!"

by Moosen24 February 7, 2003