red

red is an awesome person, he's smart, friendly, he has great humor, great hair, and a lot of confidence. He's very trustworthy and is the best therapist ever. There's no better friend than red and if you aren't friends with him, you're missing out. He's the fruitest, sweetest, greatest, bestest guy on earth, and he has the best deez nuts jokes and fairy cat pictures. No one can compare to him.

Stranger: hey man, do you know any cool people?
me: RED IS THE GREATEST

Stranger: hey, who's the best person on earth
me: red, he's the most wonderful guy i've met

by deeznutsofficial November 23, 2021

Red

A colour invented by Taylor Swift based off of her smash hit album Red in 2012, now Taylor’s version since 2021

I love red, all too well is the best song ever

by hapyloscuhngeu May 16, 2023

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

Chili 🌶️ Red

Any pasta, preferably spaghetti, with chili. Common in Ohio and Northeast. Winter comfort food.

I think I’m going to have chili 🌶️ red tonight for dinner.

by donsbddbvgddsferfgdsdvsdvsdcvs May 18, 2023

Daisy Red Rider

A red headed girl who will ride you.

Ed spent the night with his Daisy Red Rider and was exhausted the next day.

by ixtup May 18, 2023

Daisy Red Rider

A red headed woman who will ride you all night.

Ed met up with a Daisy Red Rider and was exhausted the next day.

by ixtup May 18, 2023

red boulder

'red boulder' is a person wearing a red mask, usually shaking his big black ass. He is highly influential in a discord server called United Activian Forces

Slava red boulder!

by redspyy May 19, 2023