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Deez Nuts

Slang for “these nuts” and can be used to prank your friends.
“Can we go to Wendy’s?” “When deez nuts fit in yo mouth.”
by candice02496 October 15, 2021
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Ear Nut

When your eardrums shoot a huge load from listening to an amazing song.
"Oh yeah, this song made me ear nut so hard."
by SocialAnxietea March 23, 2017
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
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No Nut November

where people can't bang each other because of no nut November. also no hub.
Hey, Timmy, wanna watch the hub?
No, it's No Nut November
by EmmettDChad November 1, 2023
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis
That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.
by a_ variation December 24, 2024
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crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb
stop being such an ass you crodie nut
by dracosldie December 21, 2024
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