Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see

Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude

by Jacques Off May 9, 2018

deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem

tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it

by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022

Nut bagging

Nut Bagging is a gay term for tit Fucking except the partner is using his Testicles on the penis for pleasure.

Guy 1: My boyfriend really knows how to use his testicles for a Nut Bagging last night.

Guy 2: Man you are so lucky. I am so jealous of your boyfriend's Skill in bed.

by Yugo Yagami May 31, 2020

No Nut Year

No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.

I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.

by GyattDayum23 January 1, 2024