Skip to main content

Brew Monkey

The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.
by Aradin October 30, 2007
mugGet the Brew Monkeymug.

Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022
mugGet the Monkey ballsmug.

monkey hustling

What junkies do in Mount Vernon NY.They put a few pennies in a cup,come up to you,rattle the cup and say "Help a brother out". They get enough change from
several people and go buy a bag a dope.
One narc said to he other narc"Yeah the monkey hustling are out on forth avenue is fierce today"
by Joedecop September 20, 2014
mugGet the monkey hustlingmug.

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.
I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.
by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019
mugGet the Monkey puddingmug.

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
mugGet the sleep monkeysmug.

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
mugGet the Mississippi Mud Monkeymug.

Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
mugGet the Buying a monkeymug.

Share this definition