spazzy kid

The kid who is just waiting for the snakes

The spazzy kid said “Bring out the snakes!”

by 250107 August 3, 2024

Kids

Something not everyone needs, which is a stigma pushed by society. I'm sure many like them, but I just don't see the hype or worth. Kids are characterized (by me) as annoying, noisy, whiny, and cringy. Thankfully, you can avoid having them if you sterilize your wife. See examples of people not wanting them.

*Example A
Me: "I don't want Kids and I want a wife who agrees and wants to be sterilized to protect from having such monsters"
*Example B
Mr. Waternoose from the 2001 computer-animated movie Monsters Inc:
"There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child, a single touch will kill you!"

by REDBOSS2008 August 3, 2024

Darian The cod kid

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Ipad kid

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.

These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.

Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.

My sister started screaming when her ipad was taken away. I fear she is an ipad kid.

by Cooking_rat August 11, 2024

Clocktower Kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see clocktower kid skipping through campus?

by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Clocktower kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see that clocktower kid skipping thru campus??

by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

AUTTP kid

an AUTTP kid is a kid that likes logo effects or some random add round stuff and these kids are bascially making "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM ADD ROUND 100000000" or "KLASKY CSUPO PREVIEW 3 EFFECTS" and these are bascially logokids, they also use kinemaster for every single add round they join, they always put a pumpkin emoji in their name when it's halloween or something, and these logokids can't try to be a good person, and they use goanimate for a low effort grounded video

AUTTP kid: I NOW HATE (USER) BECAUSE (REASON)!!!!!!!!

the user: bro...

by pink chan :3 August 12, 2024