Used when someone starts acting up and you need them to calm down. “Chill on the kid” can sometimes be used in a lighthearted way (Example 1 below). The phrase can also be used in a serious setting when you need someone to stop doing what they’re doing (Example 2 below).
Example 1:
Dan: “John’s snapping the same girl over and over for the past few minutes just tell her you like her already”
John: “Yo chill on the kid”
Example 2:
Adam is seriously annoying Brad
Brad: “Chill on the kid”
Dan: “John’s snapping the same girl over and over for the past few minutes just tell her you like her already”
John: “Yo chill on the kid”
Example 2:
Adam is seriously annoying Brad
Brad: “Chill on the kid”
by AmazingAkAk February 14, 2024

by eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae September 21, 2022

One of the things the kids at school call you trying to offend you.
Like why the fuck should I care? You’re just stating the obvious, half the whole 6th (or if ur in a dif grade) grade knows. Why the fuck do you care about my sexuality? Like, I get more bitches than straight men. So fuck you. I’m not offended that you are calling me gay, homosexual, lesbian or anything like that. Like, did you just find out that I’m gay?
Like why the fuck should I care? You’re just stating the obvious, half the whole 6th (or if ur in a dif grade) grade knows. Why the fuck do you care about my sexuality? Like, I get more bitches than straight men. So fuck you. I’m not offended that you are calling me gay, homosexual, lesbian or anything like that. Like, did you just find out that I’m gay?
Bitch ass kids: “Your a gay kid!”
Me: “Okay, so?”
Me: “did you just find out or Smth? Most people know. You’re just stating the obvious.”
Bitch ass kids: “…”
Me: “Okay, so?”
Me: “did you just find out or Smth? Most people know. You’re just stating the obvious.”
Bitch ass kids: “…”
by Yazzy👻 May 6, 2023

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024

Yup.
Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
