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Cheese

A Food intended for cult sacrifice and pure pleasure.

Cheese was made by the gods upon a simple Saturday after months of old milk sitting in a bowl, magically gracing us with its presence. It is often used: as a topping upon pastas, in sandwiches, a snack to nibble on and most notably, as both a being of worship and a sacrifice to our great ones.
person 1"dude you always talk about cheese, what's with that?"

person 2"you will understand soon"
by AflesheatingGhost August 2, 2024
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American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.
Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick
by Marker000 August 2, 2024
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Millerd Cheese

The absolute worst smell on the planet. It smells similar to a piece of shit that’s on top of the sawdust that’s covering the retard barf in high school.
Your feet smell like millerd cheese cruffball
by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures August 3, 2024
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Cheese Sniffer

Someone who partakes in the sniffing of cheese (the stinky kind) because they themselves indeed smell like (stinky) cheese.

Cheese Sniffers is the highest insult.
Tommy and Garrett are cheese sniffers.
by cra56 August 4, 2024
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Cheese and egg head

Cheese and egg head is when you eat lots of cheese and eggs and are on your way to becoming buff. You workout and you're on your way to becoming a meat head.
I'm starting to get buff. I'm a cheese and egg head.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024
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Cheesed

To be scammed or otherwise screwed over, most commonly used to talk about gameplay or game mechanics
"That shot was so cheesed! There's no way that hit!" (Cheesed / Cheese)
"These hit boxes are total cheese dude."
by The Big Cheese IV August 15, 2024
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