Jerk off with the bros day

On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.

Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?

Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

by Yuh-yuh-heee August 21, 2022

cbf levels are off the charts

when you really cant be fucked doing anything

Teacher: Today we start calculus
Student: No
Teacher: Whys that?
Student: my cbf levels are off the charts

by Pockyman48 September 9, 2021

jack me off faggot

used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.

I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.

by deke December 18, 2003

Hop off my swingset

A term used primarily for Xbox purposes when someone, mainly bks get ragged on by 1337 players. Such as, Gh0sT CLUTCHHHH and Andric32.

Brett kept making fun of Anthony because he kept going -9 on Halo, so Anthony screamed "Hop off my swingset!!!111" and turned his Xbox off.

by Clutch54UC3333 October 23, 2008

get off my wave

Similar to "stay in you lane" this phrase refers to when someone is stealing your thing.

Caitlin: I think I'm going to start wearing all black and referring to myself as a"creative"

Megan: Seriously!? That's my thing. Get off my wave!

by meganlatte August 6, 2017

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011

take off your clothes

The phrase used to tell people, most commonly women, to disrobe completely or partially, whether for empowerment, sexual desire, comedic purposes, the content of the clothing or to avoid confrontation.

Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends (Episode:Busted): Mr Herriman is about to catch Wilt and Eduardo wearing Funny Bunny T-Shirts that world mortify and humiliate him, and get Frankie in trouble. Mac tells Eduardo that if he doesn’t help spread the word, Mr. Herriman will explode. Eduardo runs down the hallway, screaming “Take Off Your Clothes” repeatedly! This unfazes Coco and confuses will, but inspires Madame Foster to empower herself as she is walking down the stairs to attend a Baseball Game with her cane wearing a Funny Bunny T-Shirt, Shorts and Baseball Cap over an undershirt. She hears Eduardo and screams “Yeah! Woohoohoohoohoohoohoo!” before swiftly dropping her cane and removing everything but her undershirt. She runs upstairs waving her shirt and then whips it.

by mnh8giugiugpu November 13, 2017