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Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025
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Texas Red

The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.
"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
by France Is Terrible March 17, 2025
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Red people

When an Asian is racist against other Asians and doesn't conform to their own religion
Mimi had a nice life until she realized she was Red People. Unfortunately they didn't even get her bro
by pluli March 23, 2025
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Red LED’s

Color of Leds associated w/ freakiest of freakazoids.
oh they a freak they have them Red LED’S.
by Scwrbs March 23, 2025
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Lil red

Lil red is the funniest nd stupid nikka ever , he smart but act dumb. He fine asf nd have a lot of female dat want him , he will nake happy nd smile, one day in life he will date a girl name nana
Damn lil red so fine i wish i was him
by Hayes hunt November 22, 2021
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Red

Red is the name for a woman who’s a bad bitch. She’s a bad bitch and doesn’t answer to anyone’s orders. She’s usually very dark in nature but super loving. Wife material, very sexy, and very Street savvy
What’s that shawtys name again?”
“Red”
Damn she fine asl”
by ThisGuyThoe185 November 22, 2021
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