Friend

Someone who buys you Ahegao hoodies

Can you buy me an ahegao hoodie? SURE! I AM YOUR FRIEND!

by Jake Trashford October 04, 2020

friend

someone you don't have.

aw man ): my friend is dead

by yeet5667 October 29, 2019

Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

Friend

A person who cares about another person in an unromantic way.

You're such a good friend!

by THEBANGTAN October 26, 2019

Friends

say they are your friends but fail to include you in anything and treat you differently. #yassqueen

yeah theyre my friends

by faevenareyou February 10, 2020

Friends

A friend is something that you don't have.

Get 👏 some👏 friends 👏

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

friend

what is that?

don’t know what a friend is

by ei’m rydydudf June 03, 2020