Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.
"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Kuffermanmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
Get the Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.mug. A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.
1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
by Onyx_hana April 24, 2022
Get the Jack o’smackmug. 
The master of the popcorn. He can control time and the matter of the universe with sheer will and style. It is believed that he is as old as time itself with his first recorded appearance being his arrival to Ireland on the first Viking long boats.
by ConradTheGreat03 May 13, 2023
Get the Jack Hughesmug. I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015
Get the Jack in the boxmug. When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.
Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.
by jhirbour November 13, 2011
Get the Shotgun Hi-jackmug.